I guess I should report on recent affairs.
I've been job hunting. And you know what? I now appreciate why they call it job hunting. It really is an extraneous process, the job is the elusive prey in economically hard times and you are the huntress, sweat trickling down your palms as you nervously inquire about if they're hiring, hovering by the phone, waiting for the call. It takes all of your restraint to keep you from throwing yourself at the management's feet and begging them to hire you.
Do you have any qualifications? No. But you're desperate. That should be qualification enough.
What do they want from me? Sales associate? I can be a sales associate. I will scrape the gum off your shoe with my student ID that's what you want. Is that what sales associates do?
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