School Naps

Today is an unremarkable Tuesday, but I think it's pretty important to record the mundane. The regular stuff. It makes the cool stuff sound cooler.

I'd describe my regular days as fairly tepid, with little to no emotional disturbance other than the frequent but mild irritation at having to constantly tie my laces, or gnawing worry that I might fart during my frequent naps in classes.

It's more of a profound paranoia that a simple point of concern, but usually the heaviness of my lids outweighs the anxiety of any potential flatulence that might bring embarrassment upon my person.

Oh yeah, here's something pretty weird - I burp a lot after I nap for long periods of time while bent over my desk. Maybe my breathing cycle gets interrupted and the gasses stirring in my lungs get all confused and migrate to my stomach, I don't know. It's just weird, okay? I have to do a whole bunch of these silent little burps as I rub the sleep out of my eyes and haul myself to my next class.

Does anyone else deal with this?

Maybe I'll google it.


I have googled it. And it is definitely a thing.